Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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