she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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