I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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