You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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