I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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