i think i just puked on my phone
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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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