have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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