So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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