yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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