tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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