Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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