Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
sarcasm needs its own font
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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