high people should be assigned attendants
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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