the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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