I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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