She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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