Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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