Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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