Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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