Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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