hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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