which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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