I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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