Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
