i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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