i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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