I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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