Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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