Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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