I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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