he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife đŹ
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying âFUCK YOUâ to all my spam emails. Canât tell you how excited I am
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