My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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