So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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