So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I came so hard my ears popped.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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