the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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