worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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