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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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