Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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