brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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