Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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