He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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