doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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