i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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