Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I bet he comes in French.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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