I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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