i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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