Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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