He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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