Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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