Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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